I would even have gladly accepted the consolation prize of being felt up by a grandparent and having a weird chinese guy named after a duck’s dork call me “hot stuff”. 1h 39m. Pity parties kinda suck, you deserved much better for your 40th. Well, because I work in a family owned company who puts out monthly birthday lists, and birthday celebrants at the very least get a bagel breakfast (for you and all the office). Directed by John Hughes. All the cliche. Thanks! Sixteen Candles is an absolutely classic 80s romantic comedy that skyrocketed Molly Ringwald’s career, and made the world fall in love with Anthony Michael Hall, who played a … Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Oh and Happy Belated! Happy bday! Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. I worked hard to make sure that every living relative was in that room. With Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Justin Henry, Michael Schoeffling. I fuckin’ hate my birthday for a lot of the same reasons. The different situations, styles, and voices make it easy for actors to find a monologue they can relate to. Love of the Common People • Paul Young. From anyone. Baby, I had to work at making my birthday happen – do you think that fifty of my most fabulous friends all bearing gifts and alcohol actually turned up for my first fortieth party without me telling them it was my birthday? Happy Belated Birthday. Sixteen Candles Cast. Yes, lordy lordy look who turned 40! Type: Comediceval(ez_write_tag([[468,60],'dailyactor_com-medrectangle-3','ezslot_1',156,'0','0'])); Character: Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. Kajagoogoo (Main Title Song) • … ( Log Out / I wanted all that planned for me and to just be taken out. So—if you are ever in NYC, let me know. I will add it. Happy 40th, Mister! Late birthday greetings. Two separate collections of monologues comprised of 50 monologues for girls and 50 monologues for guys. For kind of a ‘big number’ birthday, it was a real non-event and basically forgotten/overlooked by nearly everyone. Buddy– Something. The Breakfast Club Script Takeaway #1 The Breakfast Club Quotes. Girl will remember a passage so powerful it’s gotten its own title: the “Cool Girl” monologue. Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. I hope your weekend includes some tequila and some naked adult naughty time!!! ( Log Out / But if I’m being totally honest (and it’s my pity party so I get to be) I guess I was expecting more. Happy 40th Buddy…I truly wish we lived closer to each other, so that I could help you celebrate the occasion…in style! Love of the Common People (Extended Version) Paul Young. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. So belated Happy Birthday! Sam wants what every kid wants for their sixteenth birthday: a date, a car, and maybe some cake. And taking the day off and then having to come back in for the rest of the week would just make the sucking that much more vivid. That’s sort of nice, isn’t it? Too bad he didn’t know that at the time***. So, I’m filing this birthday away in the “suck bin”– along with my other craptacular milestone birthdays, namely my 18th and 21st. Sam is seen as very insecure and unsatisfied with her love life but eventually is able to attract the boy of her dreams, as we see them embrace, in … Atleast it doesn’t fall on the day after Christmas like mine! We just had bagels last week for another birthday. Sorry this one fell short…happy bday, amigo. John Hughes didn’t direct my life. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Learn But, noone else in my family remembered either. It was written and directed by John Hughes in his directorial debut Plot. She sent me a nice present of chocolates and gift cards, and actually had flowers delivered to work for me. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air 'cause he knows he got me. Of course my father forgot my birthday entirely. You see, I’d never received flowers before. Welcome to the glass-half-empty life. My boss did remember and gave me a nice birthday card. Relevance. Well, I suppose I wanted friends to drag my lousy ass out for dinner or miniature golf or to Dave and Busters. I buy my employee’s a cake for their birthday, but that is out of my own pocket… our company doesn’t do anything for employee’s. I must admit the flowers from mom were an unexpected bright spot in my day. But to be fair, he’s dealing with the recent passing of my uncle, so it’s sort of understandable. “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek” – Happy Birthday CB. Then today I read we do too. But I was very cranky, and didn’t make it very easy. Happy Belated! So I think I’m going to use my little blog here to throw my very own pity party. Change ). It's no secret that "Spider-Man: Homecoming" intentionally harkens back to John Hughes' iconic teen movies of the 1980s, including "The Breakfast Club" and "Sixteen Candles… Sorry I forgot your birthday. What more do you want? 40 was great, 45 no so much. Sorry I didn’t wish you a Happy Birthday. Sure my mother and a few aunts always remembered and if I was in a relationship that person would but hell who else would know? Having a birthday on a Wednesday really sucks as well. Esquire - It's a common misunderstanding, but maybe Netflix should run with it and kick off the '80s Reboot Cinematic Universe. I did NOT know it was your birthday and i assure you, if I did I would have acknowledge it and if we lived even remotely near each other I would have offered to celebrate with you. Wish I knew how I could make it better. Finally, the Sixteen Candles script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the John Hughes movie with Molly Ringwald. Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. I’m also the type that’s got too much pride to advertise my own birthday weeks in advance. What did I want? List of Songs. The Inner Sanctum mysteries could have done the trick—the franchise was based on a popular radio show and came with a built-in audience. And honestly, I don’t know what I was thinking. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. The '80s icon, of The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles fame, is presently the … CB…I tell no one it’s my birthyday except for one or two friends..and plan something with them…cause I don’t want a big thing. The bright spot for me yesterday was finding out that Chris Pine shared my birthday. I expected more from a guy that, well comes across so sharp. Sixteen Candles (1984) Soundtrack 4 May 1984. For anything. Sixteen Candles (1984) Starring Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, John Cusack, Joan Cusack, Paul Dooley, and Michael Schoeffling. 46m. CB. Oops. Not even a ‘happy birthday’. Plus 24 more candles equals...? On its face, what happens in The Breakfast Club script—five people sit in a room and talk about their feelings—doesn’t exactly seem like the best idea for a movie. Having my 40th birthday not forgotten would also have been kinda nice. Anyone? I mean, I really didn’t get jack shit yesterday. Sure everything starts out a mess but it always ends up great and hopeful and awesome with a big scene where the main character puts on a huge display of out-of-character-ness in front of the whole world and wins the day. And then do you think that the ‘surprise’ party that my Mom laid on the next day happened by accident. advertisement. A girl's "sweet" sixteenth birthday becomes anything but special, as she suffers from every embarrassment possible. Do you really want to be reminded that you’re so much more closer to a dirt bath? Answer Save. I had to go out and buy my own birthday cake. Now with hotties like Anderson Cooper (42) the sky is the limit. My mother, of course, remembered my birthday. Annie Hall Sixteen Candles Mise-en-scene is compilation of everything that appears on the screen from actors, lighting, props and costumes. Sixteen Candles is a 1984 American coming-of-age comedy film starring Molly Ringwald, Michael Schoeffling, and Anthony Michael Hall. I hope all your blogger buddies write down your birthday for next year!! Not really but I’m trying to find a silver lining for you. I mean, I can count the number of friends I have here in Minnesota on one dick. High quality Sixteen Candles gifts and merchandise. Sorry to have missed your “big day”. Or really even just a regular guy who thought enough of me to make me a cake and have me make a wish while we sat on a glass dining room table. Such an old, old man! 1 Answer. Summary: Olive wants her life to be like one from a teen movie. When she arrived, they had a skeleton sitting in her chair with a wig on it. From me and “Molly”. Yesterday. And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I got nothing this year. For those that did remember and wished me a happy birthday, thank you so much! Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. happy belated sweetie!!! And for bigger birthdays, they’ll even sneak in and decorate your cube with banners and shit. Anyone? 173. Sixteen Candles "Celebrating 'Sixteen Candles'" (38:04) is the first documentary offered on the DVD collection, and sets the disappointing tone for the rest of the supplements to come. I turned 49. I didn’t get any b-day cards from my brothers and my parents are both dead. They not only got office parties, but they also had the traditional “over the hill” parties replete with funny gifts and tombstones, black streamers, black balloons and black cake. Add scene description. I got two cards and a handful of “happy birthdays”. Your FB info doesn’t list it, either. I chalk up some of my misery to the day of the week. Voila! When the "dude-erus speaks, E.F. Hutton listens. Watch: Ben Stiller, Jon Cryer, Billy Zane & Kyra Sedgwick Audition for ‘Back to the Future’, Your Range as an Actor May be More Important Than Specialization, Interview: Brad William Henke on ‘The Stand’, How He Prepares For a Role and Why He Likes Self-Tapes, Interview: Laurence Leboeuf on ‘Transplant’, Going to Medical Boot Camp and Why She Likes Being “Surprised” By Her Character, Gillian Jacobs on Not “Repeating Herself” and Finding a “Character’s Internal Logic”, Sarah Paulson on ‘Ratched’, Character Research and “Honoring” Louise Fletcher’s Performance. Yes, lordy lordy look who turned 40! The background is solid and opening monologue has many lines and they have been captured by the pop culture consciousness. Samantha "Sam" Baker (Molly Ringwald) Not-So-Sweet Sixteen. DAMMIT! I feel your pain. Molly Ringwald and Michael Schoeffling in director John Hughes' 1984 teen classic, "Sixteen Candles." Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, Masterclass, streaming services, and others. At least your boobies are full grown now! Why should I care about work, you say? Buehller?? Kaitlyn Anderson: Actor, Extra and Model - Queensland, Australia At least this way I actually get a party. Unless you have a “Wonderful Life” or “Christmas Carol” kind of epiphany of sorts and en-masse a ton of friends who hang on your every word. But even so, I send you VIEWS. Somewhere, way out there, in an undisclosed location, maybe, Anthony Michael Hall's ears are burning. So I get to save two fifty on a bottle of Juniper Breeze Antibacteria Gel. While Netflix, one of the most popular video streaming services, only launched in the 1990s, we mothers had also gushed about nostalgic 80s teen movies. Wishing you all those wishes and some hot man to give you your birthday spankings! Just look at movies like Sixteen Candles: it used to be only sort of bad to rape people. If you can find something from another on of her works, that would be great too! And I want Judd Nelson walking across the school parking lot thrusting his hand into the air ’cause he knows he got me. Yesterday was my birthday too. Sixteen Candles’ Jake Ryan is the dream boy of the 1980s. But each line is so uniquely attached to … And for the third party in September? I remember when each of my parents turned 40. I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. So it’s not like there was an abundance of folks willing to plan something on my behalf. You can’t really go out and get blottoed because you still have to slog through two more days. Just saying..you can create your own reality with this one. -Mark. To hell with everyone else. Just once I want my life to be like a John Hughes movie. and many many more for ole mangina! By comparison, my sister tells everyone…and somehow ended up with three family dinners and four separate parties by friends. I know how it feels…I got ignored for my 50th. The well-wishing truly did mean a lot to me, as I was anticipating that everyone was just going to space off my special day. Sixteen Candles (1984) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Unfortunately, we’re the type that don’t get much attention, but happy birthday my friend. Happy belated birthday. After 14,610 days on this planet, it was treated basically the same as day 14,609. Sixteen Candles, on the other hand, is a coming of age story of a young teenage girl, Sam, and her journey through high school. I’ll buy you a drink when you’re around Philly. How in the hell do people know it’s your birthday unless you are CONSTANTLY reminding them. Smooch! Looking forward to the pic accompanying the “I’m not getting older, I’m just getting better” post…. Dont think I even have it on my Facebook calendar. Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. I may be heading up your way next month to visit my sister, perhaps Gary and I can take you out for a belated birthday dinner? Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. We will go have dinner, a movie, and celebrate our birthdays. Sorry your birthday (and your 40th at that) was not so great. Rambling Along In Life (With a Stern Point of View), Too Disgusting to Contemplate, Too Compelling to Ignore. At least you are consistent with having crappy milestone birthdays. Remember way back when 30 was considered over the hill for gay men. Look on the bright side: maybe your friends are planning a big, 40th birthday blow-out for Fri or Sat night so you can really ‘celebrate’ without having to slog into work the next day. Sorry your b-day wasn’t as cracked up to what it should have been. But a bunch of her problems would be solved if she wished for what every sixteen-year-old needs: some self-confidence. See more ideas about anthony michael hall, anthony, the breakfast club. And now I feel bad because all that sounds like more fun than chocolate mousse and a whirl on the Wii. Well, I guess that wouldn’t be happening either if I hadn’t pressed a dozen or so of my closest into crossing international borders and coming to Paris to celebrate the wonder of me. You big pussy CB. Y’all need to be getting over yourself right now! Sure they would have had to force me to go because I was having a fairly miserable day, but at least then I would have known people cared enough to try to make it somewhat memorable for me. I’m sending 41 virtual paddywhacks your way and the line starts right.behind.me. Buehller?? This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Sixteen Candles. Olive Penderghast, a high school student who has lied about losing her virginity to a college boy. I had no idea it was your birthday! Here’s what I really wanted for my birthday: Yes, Jake Ryan would have been a nice birthday treat. Unless you’re into the diaper thing….. if you lived in philly, you would NOT have been ignored, that’s for damn sure! -Mark, Happy belated Birthday, by the way! No cake. But, I did have a nice B-day dinner (Mexican) with the Evilganome. Anyway, I rang you and sang happy birthday in French. I had no idea. I hate to say this but if you’ve hit 40 and had a sucky birthday, there’s a good chance that birthdays will suck for the rest of your life. I would have seen to THAT! And therefore rather disingenuous. god damn it, you know full well that I’d have taken you out for COCKtails and then dinner (or dinHIM) and then back for swatting your ass 40 times. November 30, 2020 November 30, 2020 Joseph Arnone Family Drama 1 Act Play: Them Candles, Teen Drama Play: Them Candles by Joseph Arnone, Teen Monologue from One Act Plays, Teen Monologues from Drama Plays, Teenage Monologues from 1 Act Plays Unfortunately my day started with everyone at work blowing it off. Feb 13, 2020 - Explore Roger Anderson's board "anthony m hall" on Pinterest. Scriptwriting; The Breakfast Club Script PDF: Plot, Monologues, and Scene Analysis. Lots of my friends on facebook wished me well only because facebook reminds them that it was my birthday. We all have that one movie that changed our lives forever—the one we have seen countless times that we have memorized the dialogues and monologues of every character. Well now the whole blogsphere knows, so get ready! It’s not like I wanted a surprise birthday breakfast and a huge party with tons of friends, a pink Trans Am in the driveway with a ribbon around it, and a really hot guy like you meet in France and you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes. Now it’s definitely bad. And earlier this year one of the accountants turned 40. That’s it. And it’s not like they’ve stopped doing this shit. When Mike is accused of hitting his younger sister. Music playing in Mike's bedroom. Plus 24 more candles equals…? *** update: To be fair, Kyle DID try to get me out for dinner. On the lighter side, at least you didn’t have to put up with the whole “OMG 40 means you’re going to die someday!” black balloon, Depends for gifts, kind of thing. M’Lynn Eatenton's Monologue from Steel Magnolias including context, text and video example. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I started hating it when I was in my teens. 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